I have a dream…

Have you ever wondered whose job it is to come up with the kids’ meal toys? Like we got a collection of some weird stuff. At one point McDonalds was giving away witches to little girls, which I thought was an interesting idea. We have about 9 million Chick-Fil-A board books, which I personally think are the jewels of our assortment, and I have (I admit with great reluctance) liked the little funky American Idol dolls that play a blurb of music when you put the microphone to their mouths (and there’s no shortage of YouTube videos on these guys if you want to check them out).

Yesterday, the girls decided to check out our latest addition – a Chick-Fil-A cd that is going to teach them Russian. I was, of course, thrilled and instantly entertained the notion that this enrichment to their education was going to catapult them to the top of their respective classes (3K and first grade). I was happy to start the cd for them and proudly left them to their language studies.

From the kitchen, I could hear Carson attempting to repeat the phrases the polite, monotone lady pronounced. And then…

Campbell: Momma, Carson throw the stool at me.
Carson: She liked it, Momma.
Campbell: Momma, her throw the stool at me. Her not being nice.
Carson: You’re just trying to tell on me…

Needless to say, my visions of scholarly success shattered and scattered across the kitchen floor. Chris walked in from work as I was (with an amused smirk) collecting the debris of my disillusionment. He asked Carson, “How was field day?”

“Da,” she replies, which to my wild delight means yes in Russian. Maybe my hopes were not at all misplaced … 🙂

Questionable comfort…

Yesterday the girls were watching Peter Pan as we drove home from Savannah. Campbell, our three year-old, was intrigued but frightened by the violent antics of Peter Pan and Captain Hook. We had recently read an abridged chapter book version, so both girls were familiar with the plot line and excited about watching the movie version.

Campbell: Uhhhhh, Mommy, this is scary. Captain Hook is scary.

Me: Oh, punkin‘, remember the crocodile is going to eat him soon.

Chris didn’t get my attempt to comfort her.

I see his point…

Deep Thoughts

On the way to take Campbell to school this morning, I saw this on the back window of a black F250:

If you dumb, you better be tough.
Too funny.
Too true.
Growing up in Marion, God gave you smarts or brawn, but usually not both!